Adventure 5 - Wales and England Eastenders It's my theme song and is the London soap that rivals Neighbours. Of course, the Neighbours are far better looking.  Notting Hill Right now, I'm basically living the life of Hugh Grant from the movie Notting Hill. I live near there in London and just around the corner from me are the famous Portabello Markets which were also in the movie. All I need now is a flat mate that wears a "I fuck on first dates" t-shirt and a sexy hollywood movie actress to knock on my door and chat me up. Cooking Talent Disasters are aplenty. I cooked one of my favourite mexican meals the other day. Unfortunately, I left the tacos in the oven too long. Speed Dating I went speed dating one night. I had around 20 dates in an hour and a bit. There were a few girls that were exceptionally good looking. The next day, you're supposed to tick the ones that you were interested in. As usual, I ignored the recomendations and ticked all 30 girls. That included the ones that were fugly and the ones I didn't even meet. In the end, 8 girls ticked me back so at least I made some sort of impression but nothing eventuated with any of them.   Freeloading in Wales Stayed in an old house in Wales for free. Beautiful and relaxing! Hospital Treatment Drank too much and slept too little and so didn't get over my cold. Had to go to hospital for 2 days. I'm a factory worker Worked in a sexy womens underwear factory. Nightclub My good mate John McConville came for a visit from Brisbane. We decided to go out on the piss chasing chicks one night.