Adventure 4 - Contiki Tour (10 Countries in 20 Days) The Theme Music (Played every morning on the damn bus) Glamour, Danger, Beauty, Action, Excitement and breath-taking Scenery. What an adventure. There are literary 100's of stories to be told and below is a select few: Click on the topics of interest to you or just scroll through the whole damn lot. The Countries Fellow Adventurers The Wet T Shirt Competition Study of female genetics in different countries I should be so lucky Transportation The Action The Guard Drunken Malaysian Pharmacists Site-Seeing Animals European Thunderbox More photos in the Contiki Photo Album Bound for London The Countries The countries included France, Italy, Monaco, Germany, Austria, Switzerland and the Netherlands.   Fellow Adventurers I met some fantastic people during the tour. From the dirty safas from South Africa, top blokes and sheilas from Australia, sexy women and charismatic yanks from USA and Canada. The 3 ninjas from malaysia where great blokes as were my friends from Korea, New Zealand and Mexico. The parties were powerful, women were wild and the men were marvellous. Take care, my fellow contiki adventurers.     The Wet T Shirt Competition Well well well, fusina beach party was a night to remember. Events included the Hoola hoop, limbo dance, oily abs competition, wet and wild womens wrestling and one of my favourites.... the wet t-Shirt competition. Gentlemen, Click the image for a closer look.   Study of female genetics in different countries During my adventures so far, I have done some research into the typical genetic quality of women in different countries. French Babes: Tall, slim, very confident, beautiful faces and skin. Extremely attractive. Some of the french women tend to be somewhat reclusive possibly due to the nature of their men. Canadians and Americans: I have grouped these two together because I haven't yet discovered clear differences between the two. Genetically, they are certainly of good quality. The few that I have met are all very attractive however the rest of the general US population have not yet evolved to accomodate the rapid change in diets over the last 100 years. Many have large breasts which is a bonus. German: By far, Germans have the best genetic quality in the world and many fellow travellers agree with me on that. Beautiful long, brunette or blonde hair flowing from gorgeous faces. I was caught many times staring in awe. Swiss and Italian: I saw some real beauties in these countries but I didn't get to eye off many so I cannot comment personally on this and have excluded them from the standings. British: I've already been in trouble a few times for brining this up in conversation, but I don't care as it's the brutal truth. The British are very nice people and I get on well with most of them. They have some extremely attractive women, however, a high percentage of them sadly have bad genetics. Many have what I like to call "Deformed Jaw Disorder" or "DJD". I'm not saying that all british women have it, just a higher percentage than the rest of the world. DJD is often noticed with the lower jaw being smaller in proportion to the upper jaw and the rest of the face. Genetic Conclusion Below is the results of my studies so far and remember that it is only my opinion. I would love to provide some photographic evidence of my results but too many photos would be required to demonstrate accurate comparisons. If anyone would like to fund further research, I would love to carry it out. 1st. German 2nd. French 3rd. Americans and Canadians 4th. British Australians: I have not included Australians in my studies at a risk of being biased. However, I am proud to say that Australians have some of the best genetics in the world and I have historical proof.... The fact that we started as a convict settlement with poor living conditions did us all a big favour. We were given a much needed culling of the weakest population. Only the strongest survived and for that, Australians are all better off. 3rd world/poor countries... take note, your day will come. I should be so lucky The europeans are either very superstitious or have realised that money can be made by promising gullible tourists some "luck". Click the links! LUCKY. Be blessed with luck by rubbing some religious womens foot. LUCKIER. Place a coin on the boars tounge so it falls into the money box and you will be blessed with luck. Job Done. But still no luck LUCKIEST. I GET LUCKY AT LAST. I think we both got lucky and it didn't cost either of us a single euro. Transportation Never in my life have I seen such unusual personal transport. Some of it was easy, cheap and effieient but some just went too far and was downright stupid. Check out some of the photos of my favourites. When it comes to engineering, this must be a disaster. It just doesn't look right. Is this a car or a bike? 50cc Scooters lined up as far as the eye can see. Shit, what a small car. I'd have my knees wrapped around my ears in this thing. This is a typical scene in the quiet streets of Italy The Action Highspeed mountain biking in Austria, wild water rafting in fresh icey waters and snowboarding the alps in Switzerland. These were just a few of the action sports I was able to experience while on contiki and they were all fun fun fun.     The Guard I provoked this clown for a while and he wouldn't even flinch. He's a guard of Vatican Church, (A beautiful place) but he didn't look like much of a guard to me. I swear if I waited around till his shift finished, he would have tried to bash me with his golden pitch fork.           Drunken Malaysian Pharmacists These boys came home late one night, drunk as skunks. They loved it and provided me with constant entertainment.   Site-Seeing There was some amazing site-seeing in Europe. Here's some of it... I tried to chip off chunks of the Colleseum for everyone but the mable was just too damn hard and hurt my fist. (Left). Close up of Italy (Right) Me and my Tower of Pisa impersination (Left), in the swiss alps (Center) and a spy shot of your typical Italian mechanic. His grandpa was a mechanic, his dad was a mechanic and now he's a mechanic. (Right) Swiss alps in all its beauty.....     Animals No Kangeroos, Koalas, Emu's or Kookaburras, but I did see some nice animals in Europe. Here are a few of them. Very tame birds in the alps (left). This sheep farmer loved the camera. Work it Mario. Work it. (Right) Okay, it's not a real pola bear but I did find this ice bear in the ice caves of Switzerland. (left). For some reason, I had a fasination the seagulls in the English Channel. (Right) I like dogs, and this St. Bernard liked me too. No, he didn't have any whisky in his little keg. I checked. (left) A shock to wake up to, the beautiful deer greeting me 1st thing in the morning. (right) European Thunderbox What is a thunderbox? It's what us aussies call a "Shit House", "Dunny", "Outhouse".... It's a place of defaction and this is the strangest one I have ever seen. I tried to force one out for everyone as a demonstration of its use but unfortunately I was out of ammo.         Bound for London Thats pretty much it for for this update. More photos are available at the following link... Contiki Photo Album Hopefully I'll be able to share more tour stories over a cold, frosty treat one day. For now, I'm living it up in London, searching for the highest paying job with the least amount of responsibilities. Wish me luck. Until next time, Rick Eastes. World Adventurer. tits